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jokes!
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
yoyo..today i had found some jokes and shared with u all there..hope u will like it!today is jokes time! jokesONE A big, fat lady went into a bar with a duck under her arms. The bartender say," Hey where'd u get the pig". She say,"this is not a pig it's a duck." He say," I was talking to the duck." jokeTWO Mrs. White asked her class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, please stand. Little Jimmy stood up, alone. Mrs White say,"Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?" "No."Jimmy said. "But i didnt want you standing up there alone." jokeTHREE A lady and her baby get on the bus. The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams," AHHHH!! That's the ugliest child I've ever seen in my life!" The lady then, totally disgusted, marches up to the back of the bus to sit down. As she was sitting there absolutely furious, a man asks," Are you ok, dear?" The lady replies,"I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me." The man says," You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your MONKEY." |